Feeling a little short on blurb inspiration this month, we searched the World Wide Web for a template we could use for the March bottle rocket invitation…
To Whom It May Concern:
I, [BOTTLE ROCKET], would like to invite [YOU LOT AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S ABOUT] to [HAVE A DANCE] at [NICE N SLEAZY]. As one of our longtime valued customers, we hope you will join us for what is sure to be a [DECENT ENOUGH] event.
The [BOTTLE ROCKET] will take place on the [15th MARCH] from [11:30PM] until around [3AM]. Limited free parking is available at [I DON’T KNOW OF ANY PARKING I DON’T THINK THIS BIT APPLIES].
In addition to the [MUSIC FOR DANCING] there will be [DUNNO, DRINKS?], so don’t miss out on the fun!
Everyone here at [BOTTLE ROCKET] looks forward to meeting you and sharing our [MUSIC FOR DANCING] with you at this special [MONTHLY] event.
(bottle rocket, nice n sleazy, friday 15th march, 11:30pm-3am, indienewwavepoprocknrollso