Thursday 9 June 2011

party hard


In lieu of the usual blurb, we’d like to prepare you for bottle rocket’s 35th edition with some extracts from the musings of Mr Andrew Wilkes-Krier,* a man whose dedication to partying has proven a steady source of inspiration at bottle rocket HQ.

AndrewWK, 10 hours ago: DON’T FORGET TO PARTY.

Oh, we won’t Andrew – in fact, we have one scheduled for Saturday 18th June!

AndrewWK, 15 hours ago: PARTY TIP: LET’S DIRECT ALL ANGER, FRUSTRATION AND NEGATIVITY INTO PARTYING. TURN BAD INTO GOOD.

Well, in these grim economic times, that sure is good advice Andrew, thanks! Here’s another tip: arrive before 11pm and you’ll pay nada; arrive after and it’s a mere £3 entry.

AndrewWK, 18 May: IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START PARTYING, AND IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO STOP.

Actually, Andrew, that’s not strictly true – our hours are 11:30pm to 3:00am.

AndrewWk, 10 May: WHOEVER PLAYS ANDREW WK ON THE JUKEBOX DESERVES 100 HIGH FIVES.

Sure, but let’s break it up a bit: we’ll play all sorts of pop, rock n roll, indie, soul, new wave etcetera etcetera etcetera. Think: The Isley Brothers, Pulp, Bruce Springsteen, MEN, Danananaykroyd, Fleetwood Mac, The Go! Team, Heavenly and Bowie. If you’ve any requests to add to the list, stick them on the facebook page!

Bottle rocket!
Nice n sleazy!
11:30pm-3:00am!
£3 or free before 11pm!
x


* well, his tweets – incidentally, follow us @BottleRocketGla – we’re lovely.

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