so a wee while ago i was given the pretty broad brief to write an "introduction to scottish music" for the skinny's fresher's guide. obviously, that's a pretty huge remit, so i tried to angle it towards acts likely to play gigs in the next year, though that still forced me to cut out loads of great bands. i haven't actually seen the fresher's guide yet (they're being distributed at unions and fresher's fairs across the country apparently), so i dunno if any snips/changes have been made, but thought i'd stick it up here for others to peruse if they fancy. somehow managed to squeeze over seventy acts into a one-thousand word piece...
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Welcome to higher education. During your degree you’ll probably kip in dusty lectures, choose liquid refreshment over required reading and, considering you’ve chosen to peruse these pages, no doubt see a lot of live music. Some will be awful. So awful you’ll be tempted to begrudgingly surrender to four years soundtracked exclusively by the Baywatch theme, Chesney Hawkes and the braying of the drunk and disorderly.
Please don’t do that. Persevere and discover a new favourite band, DJ or club-night every time you get your glad-rags on. If that seems like hard work, here are some suggestions to get things started. Some you’ll know, some you might not - yet. They range from lone synth-wranglers to folk collectives of vast proportions, as well as guys with guitars making a racket the old-fashioned way. These disparate musos hail from across Scotland, lumped together here in the hope that, wherever you now call home, a selection will play nearby in the next year. But don’t quote us on this, and certainly don’t take our word for it.
Instead, take this list and add to it the countless others squeezed out by word-count-induced Archimedean displacement (who says the Skinny can’t augment yer syllabus, eh?). Then add all those we’ve yet to hear and fall for, and all those that don’t yet exist outside of a drunken conversation or an absent-minded daydream but who’ll be filling our pages in months to come. For now, this lot are humbly presented as well-worth your time and student loans, but they are, let’s be clear, the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
Some need no introduction. If
Franz Ferdinand,
Camera Obscura,
Mogwai or a reformed
Vaselines come to town, you already know what to do. Others might disappoint by their absence; if
Belle and Sebastian remain AWOL, take comfort in Stuart Murdoch’s
God Help the Girl project which, fingers crossed, might take a step closer to cinemas sometime soon. If not,
Chris Geddes is sure to be mixing tropical-jazz-funk-disco somewhere or other.
When it comes to home-grown legends, a more dependable bet would be
Teenage Fanclub or
Idlewild, with new albums from both due in coming months. And though there’s no firm date for a This Gift follow-up, an intense gig from
Sons and Daughters can’t be far off.
Then there’s those just arriving on the cusp of Barrowland-sized devotion: follow
We Were Promised Jetpacks’ upward propulsion, witness
The Phantom Band spurn easy categorisation, and bask in the melodrama of
Broken Records.
The Twilight Sad, meanwhile, should be comfortably nestled in the upper echelons of ‘best-of-year’ lists come December.
Frightened Rabbit have already made that jump, and if you haven’t yet enjoyed their Arab Strap-esque lyricism and anthemic choruses up-close then you’ll want to remedy the situation quick-sharp. Speaking of Arab Strap,
Malcolm Middleton and
Aidan Moffat and the Best Ofs prove great things can emerge from a beloved act’s demise. (see also: ex-Delgados
Lord Cut Glass and
Emma Pollack).
Also no stranger is
King Creosote and the rest of the
Fence Collective ranks, a recommendation trotted out year on year for good reason - even if you don’t catch any of them during term, their annual Anstruther-based Homegame festival is conveniently post-exams - road trip anyone?
Not that Fife has a monopoly on folk-inspired loveliness:
Withered Hand’s witty melancholia and
Eagleowl’s bittersweet whispers are certain to impress, as are fellow Edinburghers
Jesus H. Foxx and the impassioned
Meursault. Glasgow answer with the gentle beauty of
Sparrow and the Workshop, while also being home to Dundonian
Yusuf Azak and his lushly vertiginous folkscapes. A
Secondhand Marching Band show, meanwhile, is surely the only place you’ll hear an accordion, flute and ukulele-based rendition of Battles’ Atlas.
Glasgow also houses the
Edwyn Collins school of indie-pop, with
Wake The President the cream of the new crop. In addition,
Butcher Boy and
Zoey Van Goey uphold the romantic spirit of NPL,
Peter Parker add a dash of riot grrrl, while
Inspector Tapehead channel the Beta Band, utilising clocks and stray toys like a three-headed indie-Ray Mears. Speaking of Beta Band (R.I.P.),
King Biscuit Time and
The Aliens aint too shabby either…
They are, however, tricky to dance to; luckily there’re are plenty of electro-conjurers providing such a service.
Errors you no doubt already know - if not, they’re ace;
Gay Against You (and Joe Howe’s side-project
Ben Butler and Mousepad) will leave you a sweaty, exhausted mess; chip-tune hypee
Unicorn Kid will make younger siblings feel similarly; while
Found resemble a proggy Hot Chip before they turned sombre.
Ever wanted to watch a bare-chested, blind-folded man beat himself with torches whilst subjecting his audience to digital noise? Then performance-artist/loud-scary-bloke
Kylie Minoise is your man. Also at the decibel-heavy end of the spectrum are nightmare-in-lycra
Take A Worm For A Walk Week, knitted gimps
Ultimate Thrush, two-man rock-behemoths
Bronto Skylift, pig-masked horror show
De Salvo, and
Titus Gein, who worship the synth and the Grohl simultaneously.
Back in the realm of indie-rock,
Paper Planes create sizable new-wave waves with their surf stylings and
Copy Haho retool college-rock alt-forefathers winningly. Now an oh-so-clever riddle: what’s got twelve legs, infinite smiles and, um, four ‘na’s?
Dananananayroyd! If a weird flatmate starts posting passive-aggressive notes about unkempt hallways, a live dose of the sextet’s pandemonium-pop should ease frustrations.
Or you could gather in awed reverence at the loop-station alter of
Wounded Knee; chuckle at the antics of Devo-tees
We Are The Physics; gawp at
Remember Remember’s aural collages; get lost to the dramatic swells of
There Will Be Fireworks; enrol in
Triple School; cautiously Google
Sexy Kids; swoon to
Maple Leaves; jump at
Dirty Summer’s scuzzy rock-n-roll; get inexplicably choked up by
My Kappa Roots; partake of
The Foundling Wheel’s ramshackle clatter or sip whiskey to the countrified
Wilson Tan. Not to mention
Twin Atlantic,
Over the Wall,
Ross Clark,
Dead Boy Robotics,
How To Swim,
Findo Gask,
Vars of Litchi,
Gummy Stumps,
Vom,
Bricolage and… well, you get the idea. Have fun uncovering the rest.